The Pixar Theory

Posted By on January 23, 2014

If you already know what I’m talking about, you are more hip than me.  This Pixar conspiracy world was foreign to me, though is not suprising, given Disney’s history of Easter Eggs in their films. Remember when Easter eggs were simple? As a child, we paused/rewound/played over and over again to giggles and cackles whenever one of these hidden gems was uncovered.  Admittingly, I miss the days of this simplistic Disney secrecy … So first, let’s take a trip down memory lane….

Underwater phallic castles…

Erotic Arabian princes…

And derogatorily dispersed flora…

 

Well, apparently Pixar took it to a WHOLE. NEW. LEVEL.

At a team lunch yesterday, conversation took a turn for the crazy.  What started out as “Arby’s is cool because it was the royalty of fast food growing up” somehow became “big corporation is out to get us all”.  I don’t recall the exact details that moved us from A to B, but it probably went something like this…

Me: I love Arby’s
Tennille:  Duh, everyone loves Arby’s!
Jeff:  Arby’s is the greatest restaurant in the world.
Sean:  Arby’s could totally rule the world.
Laura:  What if Arby’s really did rule the world?
Sean:  I’d eat myself to death
Michelle:  Wasn’t that the storyline of WALL-E?
Me:  Wait, what?
Jeff:  Oh yeah, Pixar has predicted our apocalypse for over a decade.
Me:  … (fork drop)

And with that, the Pixar Theory was introduced.  A world of crazy that links all 13 Pixar movies into a chronological order for apocalyptic chaos.  The website above is the simple version, but for a  more complex telling, you can always check out this cracked.com video.   I admit the theory gets a bit far-fetched at times, but I do like the science fiction twist of time travel, wood=magic and interwoven universe.  So, if you have not seen this yet, go check out the website and have some fun. I definitely want to introduce Pixar to my kids for the first time in true chronological order, future Neiman children beware prepare…

Mind.  Blown.

Mind. Blown.

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10 Responses to “The Pixar Theory”

  1. Tennille says:

    HILARIOUS! First, love that your work friends are represented here. Second, I love the “travel through the perverted Disney folklore”. For shame Disney – for shame.

  2. Sarah says:

    Love it :) Rewinding a VHS made this a lot harder than the kids have it now!

  3. Stef says:

    This “Pixar Theory” is news to me; but I’m not surprised by the crew who introduced it to you (and now to me).

  4. Jeff says:

    I’m so excited to be featured in your blog! Even if that’s not quite how I remember the lunch dialogue going down. Close enough! ;)

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