Movie Review: The Wolf of Wall Street

Posted By on January 6, 2014

5 out of 5 HelloNeimans

Movie Review Haiku:

Boiler Room Part 2.
Bigger, Better, Druggier.
You will drink it up.

Movie Review in Detail:

Having perhaps the biggest hype of award movies this season, The Wolf of Wall Street did not disappoint.  A three hour epic tale of the rise and fall of wall street stardom, I wanted more after the credits rolled.  The film is an exciting drug-induced high of cinematic excellence, and every minute of the story twisted your love or hate of the characters portrayed.  This movie is yet another telling of the rich and infamous life of Jordan Belfort, but I’d watch 100 films of his life if they are all like these two.  And, I don’t mind giving money to this deadbeat of a man, because every penny he makes is now going back to restitution of the victims he swindled.  So, let’s make a sequel already Marty!

The Best:  Uhh… everything?  So far this is movie is neck and neck with Book Thief for my Best Picture vote.  And for similar reasons.  The story is simply amazing from start to finish and leaves you on the edge of your seat eager for more.  Honestly, this film is as much a drug as the Quaaludes oft-swallowed. I want more more more!  In addition, this has got to be Jonah Hill’s best performance.  He showed us what he can do last year with Moneyball, and this time he goes for the jugular.  He is absolutely my shoe-in for Best Supporting Actor (hilarious fake teeth and all).  Be on the lookout for the awesome scene in a mini-mall parking lot between him and Shane from Walking Dead.  Beyond Hill, were a ton of other great performances by McConaughey, Reiner, Bernthal and ESPECIALLY Margo Robbie.  Who the hell is this girl and why has she gone this long without doing a nude sex scene?  Thanks Marty for that one as well, as if you didn’t have enough to sell this to money-and-power hungry men…

The Worst:  [SPOILER ALERT]  Not really much to bad mouth here, it was an awesome story, incredible casting, great acting all around, and just a great fun movie.  Possibly the only areas of improvement are the ending.  There is a lot of chatter about whether Scorsese was too easy on Belfort at the end, but that is not my critique here.  I did struggle with the last 10 minutes though because he did not really explain what happened completely.  I had to go back and re-read the synopsis on Wikipedia to see what happened with the on-again-off-again deal with the Feds.  I thought perhaps Donny had ratted everyone instead of Jordan, because he was watching the bust occur without actually being taken himself.  From that sequence on, it felt like Scorsese was trying to wrap things up too quickly and off-speed from the rest of the detailed storyline.

The Verdict:  Call in sick to work, you need a day to yourself immediately.  And after watching this instead, you’ll come back to the office tomorrow with a new found passion and excitement to “sell me this pen”.

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4 Responses to “Movie Review: The Wolf of Wall Street”

  1. Dan O. says:

    Nice review. While it’s a long one for sure, I still have to say that it was one of the more exciting experiences I’ve had at the movies this year.

  2. HelloNeiman! says:

    Long, yet every moment was exciting and I was willing to watch 3 hours more. When does the sequel come out, “The Wolf of Minimum Security Federal Penitentiary”?

  3. Stef says:

    I was opposed to supporting/funding this film until you explained that all the cash he receives is promptly given back as restitution to his victims. If that is *really* the case, it makes me feel a tiny bit better. But just a small bit.

    But I’m glad you enjoyed the movie; and hopefully this will help people be wiser? Humor me.

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