Movie Review: 47 Ronin and Out of the Furnace

Posted By on December 27, 2013

1 out of 5 Hello Neimans

1 out of 5 Hello Neimans

Movie Review Haiku:

Tons of Great Movies
But these are not two of them
Don’t be fooled.  Skip them.

Movie Reviews in Detail:

There is really not much to say except these are 2 very bad movies.  I had high hopes for both going into the Christmas week, but would very much like the time and money back.

Out of the Furnace had high hopes, with a good cast and a very intriguing trailer.  But it is slow, uneventful, and pointless up until and including the end.  Two hours is a long time to give up for this, and you’ll find yourself looking at your watch constantly to see how much could possible be left.

47 Ronin had enough red flags going in to expect disaster.  A horrible star actor in Keanu Reeves, a first-time director in Carl Rinsch, no secondary stars to backup the bad Keanu, and a story so historic and legendary that it was bound to let down expectations.  Well it did … if you had any going in, which would have been a mistake.  This is simply a bad movie, where you are constantly laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.  My favorite part is that there is NO explanation why they let the Samurai out of his dungeon prison.  If they simply left him there, then the movie would have ended after 10 minutes.

Verdict: Do yourself a favor, skip these and go see American Hustle or Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey instead.  It isn’t great, but at least you get better performances out of the lead actors.

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One Response to “Movie Review: 47 Ronin and Out of the Furnace”

  1. Stef says:

    I can’t say I’m overly surprised….

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